Secret Ingredient

It happened so fast that when it was over they were both shocked. The body laid on the carpet in the middle of the living room. Phil started to freak out repeating over and over again,
"Oh no!"
Thomas had to slap him several times to calm him down.
" Look, this is bad and we have to remain calm to decide what we need to do!" Thomas said
" I can not go to jail, I will not do well in jail!" Phil shrieked
" Don't worry I know someone who knows someone who can help us out." Thomas said
Thomas went to the phone dialed and waited. Phil watched in both anguish and hope. After Thomas hung up the phone he said,
" Don't worry it will all go away."

Twenty minutes later there was a knock at the door. Thomas answered and standing on the door step were five of the youngest, clean cut, decent looking boy scouts you had ever seen. Thomas said,
" Thank you so much for coming it is great to meet you guys, I am Thomas and this is Phil."
The oldest of the scouts stepped forward and said,
" We have never met and we were not here, now sit quietly on the sofa while we clean up this mess." the scout then began to shout out orders to his patrol, " Lay out the tarp, get the rope, make sure the knots are secure, ready the bleach."
In twenty minutes the scouts had securely wrapped the body and cleaned up any traces of blood, they hoisted the body up and prepared to leave. The Patrol leader looked at Thomas and Phil and repeated his warning,
" We have never met and we were never here!"
As the scouts carried the body out of the apartment Thomas and Phil could faintly hear them singing:
Softly falls the light of day as our campfire fades away,
Silently each scout must ask, have I done my daily task,
Have I kept my honor bright, can I guiltless sleep this night,
Have I done and have I dared everything to be prepared.
Phil and Thomas never saw those scouts again and to this day 10 years later that body has never been found. Thomas sometimes wonders how they made it disappear.

A group of scouts sits around a campfire with their Scout master, the Scout master is finishing his second bowl of Chili, he turns to the Patrol Leader and says,
" Kenny I don't know how you do it, but this chili is amazing, won't you give me the recipe?"

The Alchemy of Love

She dreamt about him every night, the boy in that uniform. When he told her he was leaving he was so exited and proud that she did not say a thing about her fears. She had loved forever. They had played together in the courtyard when they were small and now he was far away in a foreign land, fighting for their country. She was proud as could be that her man was a dough boy fighting for what was right, but when she was alone in the room she had shared with her sister, before she married and moved across the city, she would weep into her pillow muffling the sobs so her parents could not hear her. Every night the dream was the same. Him and her playing the courtyard side by side, her with her dolls and him with his toy soldiers. It was summer and she wore a yellow sun dress with a green ribbon in her hair. She had worn the ribbon for him. At eight she already knew he was for her and everyday when she picked a ribbon for her hair she would think about him and weather he would like the color. So on the day she went to meet him upon his return from the war she wore a bright pink ribbon knowing that it was his favorite and she knew that he would have smiled, so when they lowered his flag draped casket off the ship she did not cry, but wore a bright smile to go with the pink ribbon.

The Fridge was Full

The fridge was full. He tried to put one can of beer in but there just wasn't room. He yelled for his wife. She walked into the kitchen and asked what he wanted. He just opened the fridge door. She had the gall to ask “What?" He just raised his eye brow. She raised her eye brow back at him, he sneered and she laughed. “Ok. Ok!" she said “Maybe the fridge is not the best place to keep them but come on my closet is full and you won't give me any space in yours." He had to laugh at this and said “Maybe you should stop buying so many shoes!" But he knew it was futile and that was one of the reasons he loved her. He was just going to have to accept there were going to be shoes every where even in the fridge.